Get your point across with one of our perfectly-pitched tongue-in-cheek gifts, the ideal Secret Santa for that festive party!
Don’t let HR stop you from saying what you think… but maybe say it on a mug instead of in-person to avoid getting the sack, right? Make everyone giggle as you hand out inside insults and office banter via Santa!
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1. I Work With C*NTS Orange Neon Mug
Feeling bold? Fed up with Sheryl pestering you over the water cooler and your boss ignoring your excellent suggestions on the latest project? Then why not put any doubts to rest and say how you feel with this neon orange mug with the bold statement ‘I work with c*nts’. Whoever gets this Secret Santa is going to have to own it loud and proud, the perfect gift for the office grump.
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2. The Office Bitch Pink Neon Mug
Cause some drama with some strategic Secret Santa gifting and pass on this punk rock Office Bitch mug. Honestly, she’ll be grateful for it, as it’s the perfect way to keep office nuisances at bay and reminds everyone who’s in charge. No more wasting time with small talk by the kettle, just put in my sugar and get out of my way, dammit!
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3. Socially Exhausted Frog Black Inner 2-Tone Mug
They don’t come to the pub after work, and don’t even mention the Christmas party! This office member is only here to work and does not need to make any friends in the workplace. Reward them for taking part in Secret Santa (probably against their will), with this cute ‘Socially Exhausted’ mug!
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4. Silly Goose Mug
Offend them in the cutest way possible with this adorable ‘Silly Goose’ mug! If you don’t know them well enough to call them an idiot to their face, then do it in a much more endearing way with this novelty mug and let them think they’ve secured an office friend for life.
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5. I Am A Ray of Fucking Sunshine Yellow Neon Mug
Sarcasm isn’t lost on you, is it? This groovy 70s vibe neon mug tells everyone in no uncertain terms that despite general assumption, you’re in fact a ray of fucking sunshine! Can’t argue with that, now can we? Nope, better not. The perfect festive gift for your Secret Santa, and you never know, it might even bring a smile to the miserable one’s face.
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6. Willy Green Neon Mug
Is your boss a bit of a dick? Why not Secret Santa them one of these! Or, for the potty-humoured fan in your life, this neon Willy mug will make cuppa time a chortle, whether it’s the office, footy club or quiz group. Whatever the situation, this cheerful mug will be sure to amuse and embarrass. Pop it in the Secret Santa sack, watch and wait for the Willy jokes to pour forth!
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7. World's Best Boss Mug
After a pay rise or promotion? Slyly sidle up in words to your boss with this world’s best boss mug, which will obviously delight them so much they’ll immediately give you a whopping pay rise.* I mean, who could resist this kind of adoring message from your minions when you’re at the top? Get this in your Secret Santa bag, pronto! *they probably won’t do this, sorry.
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8. Muther Fluffer Mug
Meh! Mainly a crosspatch and detest everyone? We hear you, and so does Muther Fluffer. This kitty isn’t for cuddling, but when it comes to telling people to fluff off, this illustrated mug is the perfect antidote to unnecessary work-chat. Position your mug at your most loathed colleague and get on with your work, while Muther Fluffer does the job! Pop in the Secret Santa bag for a punchy present.
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9. King Crapalot Purple Inner 2-Tone Mug
There’s always that one person that spends more time in the toilet than they do at their desks. Make sure they know the whole team is judging them for pooing on work time, with this hilarious ‘King Crapalot’ mug, perfect for Secret Santa gifting.
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10. In My K-Pop Era Pink Inner 2-Tone Mug
This is one for the ‘trendy’ member of the team who loves pop culture and embracing the hype around anything that’s trending online. If they have been driving you crazy all year with their newfound love of all things K-Pop then they’ll appreciate this fun mug this Christmas.
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11. Sarcastic Cat - As Per My Last Email Black Inner 2-Tone Mug
Sorry didn’t you SEE my last email? Nope? Well basically it said f**k off I’m busy having a lie down and a cuppa, in two-tone style. Got that? This is the PURR-fect gift for any Secret Santa sack, and for the person in the office who loves a bit of wry wit. Get the message out loud and clear with this nonchalant lounging kitty mug…mine’s milk no sugar, thanks!
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12. I Fucking Love Meetings Mug
Ah, yet another meeting about a meeting! Fed up of wasting all day in mindlessly tedious meetings? Us too! So, here’s the ideal gift for the person who loves to hate meetings. Illustrated with some welcoming and yet slightly sinister looking folks, you can join the anti-meeting brigade in ironic mode with this cool mug. Your Secret Santa will be winning with this in his bag!
