Christmas jumpers to make you LOL

Funny Xmas jumpers for him and for her

Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring jumpers smell…

Craving a little humour this Christmas season? We feel you, we’re done with Nan’s knitted atrocities too (sorry Nan, love you really!), so we’ve put together our top 6 giggle-inducing Xmas jumpers, just for you!

From music fans to political nuts, there’s something for everyone here, so it’s time to get a jingle on and browse this cheeky selection of seasonal apparel! Just know we can’t guarantee these jumpers won’t land you on Santa’s naughty list…

  • 1. Merry Christmas From America's Sweetheart Men's Grey Christmas Jumper

    Scottish power! Celebrate the festive season with the fabulously humble face of a certain pop star along with the greeting ‘Merry Christmas from America’s sweetheart’. What better way to embrace the festive cheer than with this notoriously cheeky singer’s face to guide you?

  • 2. Bo Ho Ho Men's Airforce Blue Christmas Jumper

    Bo Ho Ho! Rock the Xmas season with this oh-so stylish (and possibly outrage inducing) Chrimbo jumper, featuring the one and only Boris! If nothing else, this cheeky jumper will be sure to break the ice with the in-laws. Merry Brexmas!

  • 3. Merry Christmas Sugar Tits Men's Turquoise Christmas Jumper

    Unleash that inner Dave and bring on the naughty language with this perfectly eloquent jumper. After all, is there really any better way to express the holiday spirit than calling everyone sugar tits? We think not!

  • 4. Jerry Christmas Ladies Red Christmas Jumper

    Crack out your inner politician with this fun take on Jezza! When conversation runs dry, this jumper has your back - we all know that us Brits love to talk politics, and what better time than huddled around the Christmas tree with presents in hand?

  • 5. Christmas Calories Don't Count Men's Grey Christmas Jumper

    Forget the diet; everyone knows that Christmas calories don’t count! You too can avoid those raised eyebrows as you grab your fourth helping of Christmas pudding with this fabulously self-explanatory Xmas jumper… you’re welcome! Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to snack on some yule log.

  • 6. Single & Ready To Jingle Ladies Navy Blue Christmas Jumper

    Don’t be glum over the holidays, that special someone is out there somewhere, and we’re here to crank up your chances of finding them with this stylish Christmas jumper! Stand under the mistletoe and jingle those bells, after all, ‘tis the season to be single!