Funny socks for him this Christmas

Novelty gift ideas to make him laugh this Xmas

'Tis the season for cosying up by the fire in a pair of funny Christmas socks! Spoil him and his feet with our epic collection of novelty socks for the ultimate present this Christmas!


  • 1. Cockney Spaniel Novelty Nice Cock! Socks 3 Pack

    These hilarious socks from Cockney Spaniel are a must have present for the man in your life! Guaranteed to get a laugh, this gift boxed set features 3 pairs of 'Nice Cock' socks…what a funny festive treat.

  • 2. Cockney Spaniel Novelty Bottoms Up! Socks 3 Pack

    If you're going to gift somebody socks this Christmas then they may as well be cool! This 'Bottoms Up!' set features 3 pairs of booze inspired designs which are perfect for your beer loving boyfriend, dad or friend!

  • 3. Cockney Spaniel Novelty Crane Socks

    What she said! These novelty socks from Cockney Spaniel feature the risqué scientific name for the Wattled Crane and will make a unique addition to the sock drawer of any male who is lucky enough to receive them this Christmas!

  • 4. Cockney Spaniel Novelty I Hate Christmas Socks

    Do you know somebody who is a bit bah humbug about the whole Christmas thing? If you're struggling to find them a gift then grab these funny 'I Hate Christmas' Santa socks which they can use time and time again.

  • 5. Cockney Spaniel Novelty Holly Shit Christmas Socks

    Nothing beats a good pun over the Christmas holidays! Embrace the season with these 'Holly Sh*t' socks from Cockney Spaniel and you will be the talk of the office Christmas party. These socks are festive friends for your feet and will ensure you stay cosy in hilarious style.

  • 6. Cockney Spaniel Novelty This Meeting Is Bollocks Socks

    Is your partner fed up at work? Could he do with a passive aggressive way of letting his bosses know? Tell him to unleash his inner rebel and flash these bad boys as he sits down for yet another meeting that could have been an email.

  • 7. Cockney Spaniel Novelty Sweary Socks - 3 Pack

    Nothing beats a good swear from time to time so let your feet get in on the action with these funny profanity covered socks! This gift boxed set features 3 pairs of socks celebrating the much loved phrases 'Fuck Off', 'You Are A Twat' and 'Piss Off'.

  • 8. Cockney Spaniel Novelty Bah Humbug Christmas Socks 3 Pack

    Is he Frosty AF over the holidays? Let him bask in his bah humbug status with this set of grumpy socks. Perfect as a secret Santa gift for your boss or colleague or a fun stocking filler for your husband, dad or brother!

  • 9. Cockney Spaniel Novelty Great Tits Socks

    Know a guy who loves a bit of bird watching? Gift him these hilarious 'Great Tits' socks, then stand back and enjoy the side splitting laughter that follows. Perfect for a festive LOL, these socks from Cockney Spaniel are sure to be a hit with the man in your life.

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